Drunk drunk drunk
Drunk drunk drunk
Why do I want to be a teacher?
“We have Taylor Swift in our final episode…”
”[…]There is a moment that a single tear escapes her eyes at the peak of the scene, you know? It’s just heartbreaking.”
Oh hey finals week. I know I have about 3 essays and 4 lesson plans to revise and about 4 more to write hopefully by 9am monday for extra credit but I am going to go to walmart and play on the computer and take a shower instead.
“I’ll see Stana running up and down the lot with some kid and I’ll say, ‘Who is that?’ just assuming it’s one of her relatives. And she’ll say, ‘Oh, this? This is so-and-so’s daughter.’ All the producers bring their kids to the set and they’re all in love with this girl. They’re all, ‘Staaana!’”
Sexy Lazybutt Downey Jr. (more)
lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
never-ending list of favourite michael scott quotes ☓
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a…
“We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is.” - Jenna Fischer
You´re missing the point Buffy
“Part of me doesn’t doubt that when we’re all 90 years old we’re going to be be singing “Going Back to Hogwarts” in the same nursing home.”